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A quote sanctuary.


Saturday, September 11, 2004  

dan da PIMP!! helen...AND.....ben!!!

hounddog1500: oh man....i was hoping ud ask ben
hounddog1500: u two would make such a cute couple
hounddog1500: ~_^
blo4ish: yeah... we would....

posted by Jolie | 1:55 PM




Tuesday, August 10, 2004  

proof that dan will be joining the ladies this saturday ^^ look! he's already bought a new dress!

auto response from blo4ish:
/l l
l l <--this is a model rocket. US$20
Ll

O-O <--these are glasses. US$200

()()()
/ \ <--this is a billowy dress. US$600
/
@
l <--this is a lollipop US$0.50
l

o.o <-- this is my face when helen/stacey IM me. US$: priceless.

There are some things money can buy. For everything else, there's weird girls.

compliments from helen! all her idea and all her work.


now this is after she IM's me this.....


mylifeNchoice: AHHH!!!!
mylifeNchoice: i have dan wan's font!!!!
mylifeNchoice: TT____________________TT
hounddog1500: OOOH NO!!1
hounddog1500: ur turning into dan wan!!!
hounddog1500: O_O
mylifeNchoice: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hounddog1500: HAHAHAHAHAHAA
mylifeNchoice: NOooooOOOOoooo~!!!!!!!


these are the best days of our lives!!!

posted by Jolie | 12:37 PM




Monday, August 09, 2004  

this site has been kinda dead for awhile...but i just had something that i thought was hilariously funnie....and just had to put it up here. ^_^

hounddog1500: hehe....so saturday...u feel like joining us ladies?
hounddog1500: if u come alone we can dress u up in cute little fashion at the new boutique
hounddog1500: ooh it'll b just DARLING
blo4ish: oh. that'd be simply charming.

now this is a classic to b treasured for generations to come!

posted by Jolie | 9:02 PM




Tuesday, June 08, 2004  

went to go see shrek 2 with buncha peeps... was fun... parents still think i went to the library and barnes and noble to study.. umm.. yea i dont' have any more finals.. haha.. well yea... here are some pics... the pussy cat is soooo cute! i wanna a pussy cat...



Randomly just got the song... "pussy cat pussy cat, i love you, pussy cat pussy cat where are you.. " stuck in my head... SOOO random.. haha...





it was fun... and now im at home with nothin' to do.. hehe.. as usual.


i must go finish some last things up


LAST DAY OF SCHOOL TOMARROW ... IM A SENIOR!!!!

posted by SHORTZY | 8:27 PM




Sunday, May 16, 2004  

In the morning talking about grinding and prom...


Rohit: so how do u get rid of a boner?

Anu: just think of math class! Then it'll go away!

Neha: think of Krishna!

Jon Li: no that will just make it bigger.



During lunch talking about the above conversation with Sakthi (Rohit's date)...



(I tell Sakthi the conversation)

Sakthi: so...what's a boner?

Neha: IT'S WHEN UR DICK GETS HARD!

Sakthi: can I buy this?

Neha: NO! It's just when a guy get excited!

Sakthi:...o I thought it was like buying drugs or something...



That's the best I got..sowwie guys.

posted by P-la | 9:36 PM




Tuesday, March 23, 2004  

cat's ewrit paper had stuff about man getting pregnant.

that is all. =p

post more, people! (i just haven't found any good quotes at all...)

posted by Dan | 8:54 PM




Thursday, March 04, 2004  

on da way to teach chess at bebe:

(don't remember exact words , but this is pretty much right i think)

Ebby: yea dan, im a lil' gassy
dan: u (me) adn allan better not be gassy too!

must explain: allan and i were half sitting, half lying on dan b/c we were smushed into the car.. 5 of us in 4 seats.. yea... adam gui, dan dug, daniel wan, allan chao, and me! was an interetsing car ride!

posted by SHORTZY | 1:01 AM




Monday, February 16, 2004  

well me and cat were walking... and she gives me a skittle. so thinking nothing of it, i toss it into my mouth.... right into my throat. so i almost choked on a stupid skittle.

moral? dont toss skittles into your mouth...

posted by Mike | 6:25 PM




Monday, January 12, 2004  

Me: i have to go (we were on the phone)
Stacey: wait, you're gonna leave me alone with him?
Dan: (quietly) YES!


We ALL know what dan wants... ummm yea... k me done.

posted by SHORTZY | 7:30 PM




Sunday, January 04, 2004  

mylifeNchoice (6:25:24 PM): hihi
blo4ish (6:25:31 PM): hi
mylifeNchoice (6:25:36 PM): sup?
blo4ish (6:25:41 PM): nothin' much
blo4ish (6:25:50 PM): im gayishly happy
mylifeNchoice (6:25:58 PM): gavishly?
blo4ish (6:26:13 PM): ok.. that sounds good to
blo4ish (6:26:30 PM): altho the v should be a y.
mylifeNchoice (6:27:04 PM): XDD
blo4ish (6:27:15 PM): don't you agree?
blo4ish (6:27:40 PM): Maybe i should join up the ben... bu then that would hurt.
mylifeNchoice (6:28:27 PM): sledding?
blo4ish (6:28:54 PM): sure, we can have 'fun'on a sled too
mylifeNchoice (6:29:33 PM): ^^:;;
mylifeNchoice (6:29:39 PM): what'd you mean then?
blo4ish (6:30:18 PM): what do you mean? I was only agreeing with you?
blo4ish (6:30:22 PM): !*
blo4ish (6:31:21 PM): sorry
blo4ish (6:31:23 PM): that was pat
mylifeNchoice (6:31:27 PM): XDDD
mylifeNchoice (6:31:38 PM): pat liu?!
blo4ish (6:31:42 PM): yes
blo4ish (6:31:48 PM): I'm sorry
mylifeNchoice (6:32:12 PM): XDD
mylifeNchoice (6:32:14 PM): np
mylifeNchoice (6:34:11 PM): did you see my blog?
blo4ish (6:34:32 PM): me or dan?
blo4ish (6:34:49 PM): dan did
blo4ish (6:34:52 PM): why?
mylifeNchoice (6:35:18 PM): O_O
mylifeNchoice (6:35:20 PM): just wondering
mylifeNchoice (6:35:27 PM): it's just so happy with the song
mylifeNchoice (6:35:27 PM): haha
blo4ish (6:35:29 PM): O_O?
mylifeNchoice (6:35:29 PM): i dont know
mylifeNchoice (6:35:33 PM): that's a face3
blo4ish (6:35:34 PM): Ah. i see
mylifeNchoice (6:35:35 PM): *face
mylifeNchoice (6:36:48 PM): what r u guys doing?
blo4ish (6:36:58 PM): we're enjoying ea. other's prescence
mylifeNchoice (6:37:05 PM): XDD
blo4ish (6:37:08 PM): i have no clue why his pants are down
mylifeNchoice (6:37:09 PM): greeeeaat
blo4ish (6:37:10 PM): .
mylifeNchoice (6:37:13 PM): O_o
mylifeNchoice (6:37:15 PM): down?!
blo4ish (6:37:16 PM): it just sorta happened
blo4ish (6:37:21 PM): oh nothing
mylifeNchoice (6:37:25 PM): >_>
blo4ish (6:37:32 PM): we just had a lil' fun, nothing much.
blo4ish (6:37:41 PM): don't worry, you don't have to feel left out
mylifeNchoice (6:38:21 PM): >_>
mylifeNchoice (6:38:27 PM): i. dont think i'll feel left out...
blo4ish (6:39:58 PM): are you sure?
blo4ish (6:40:20 PM): we could alwayz find a way to include you
mylifeNchoice (6:40:29 PM): hahhaa
mylifeNchoice (6:40:30 PM): i'm sure
blo4ish (6:40:35 PM): i mean.. it's not that much trouble
blo4ish (6:41:11 PM): s67ytuiygvhb
blo4ish (6:41:15 PM): that was dan
blo4ish (6:41:19 PM): enjoying me
blo4ish (6:41:24 PM): sorry
blo4ish (6:41:26 PM): ga
blo4ish (6:41:27 PM): h
blo4ish (6:41:50 PM): that was
blo4ish (6:41:51 PM): z
blo4ish (6:41:59 PM): St XCVC VP JH
blo4ish (6:42:04 PM): DAN
blo4ish (6:42:21 PM): jkstp3eh
blo4ish (6:43:06 PM): steph
mylifeNchoice (6:46:34 PM): O_o
mylifeNchoice (6:46:47 PM): uhh
mylifeNchoice (6:46:48 PM): guys?
blo4ish (6:47:38 PM): sory
blo4ish (6:47:45 PM): its ju8 stregb
blo4ish (6:47:49 PM): sorry
blo4ish (6:47:51 PM): dan kept
blo4ish (6:47:52 PM): me
blo4ish (6:47:53 PM): busy
blo4ish (6:48:01 PM): welll WAS anywayz
blo4ish (6:48:11 PM): do you like me?
blo4ish (6:48:14 PM): im col right?
blo4ish (6:48:18 PM): dan thinks im horny now
blo4ish (6:49:11 PM): so what do you think?
mylifeNchoice (6:49:41 PM): um
mylifeNchoice (6:49:51 PM): i think pat's always horney for something
mylifeNchoice (6:50:04 PM): of course that's just my opinion tho =P
mylifeNchoice (6:50:08 PM): haha, don worry, ur kool pat
blo4ish (6:50:20 PM): Thank you helen
blo4ish (6:50:23 PM): i love you too
mylifeNchoice (6:50:38 PM): XDD ^^
mylifeNchoice (6:51:59 PM): where's dan?
blo4ish (6:52:07 PM): hes on the bed still
mylifeNchoice (6:52:23 PM): >_>
blo4ish (6:52:36 PM): hey.. youre looking right at him
blo4ish (6:52:44 PM): well the eyes that you typed are!
blo4ish (6:52:48 PM): what are you looking for helen
blo4ish (6:52:49 PM): ??
mylifeNchoice (6:54:57 PM): huh?
blo4ish (6:55:08 PM): dont' worry about it
blo4ish (6:55:13 PM): you're still cool in my pants..
mylifeNchoice (6:55:16 PM): ^^;;;
mylifeNchoice (6:55:17 PM): hahhahahaha
mylifeNchoice (6:55:18 PM): score
blo4ish (6:55:18 PM): i mean book
mylifeNchoice (6:55:19 PM): hahha
blo4ish (6:56:09 PM): so you busy tonight?
mylifeNchoice (6:56:19 PM): lol
mylifeNchoice (6:56:22 PM): yeah
blo4ish (6:56:22 PM): you could come have some fun with us
mylifeNchoice (6:56:23 PM): with school work
blo4ish (6:56:31 PM): aww... skip it!
blo4ish (6:56:34 PM): we NEED you
mylifeNchoice (6:56:52 PM): XDD
blo4ish (6:57:27 PM): oh come on!
blo4ish (6:57:30 PM): please?
mylifeNchoice (6:58:29 PM): naw
mylifeNchoice (6:58:30 PM): i'm fine..
blo4ish (6:58:37 PM): are you sure ?
mylifeNchoice (6:58:41 PM): i need to learn to resist the temptation
mylifeNchoice (6:58:42 PM): =P
blo4ish (6:59:03 PM): i know, we are very attractive, tasty,
blo4ish (6:59:10 PM): yea. you get the idea
mylifeNchoice (6:59:38 PM): HAHAHHAHA
blo4ish (7:00:12 PM): hey
blo4ish (7:00:13 PM): it's da14
blo4ish (7:00:21 PM): fALL STEPH
blo4ish (7:00:23 PM): ALL STEPH
blo4ish (7:00:34 PM): GET OFF EM
blo4ish (7:00:36 PM): WMEG
blo4ish (7:00:37 PM): VME
blo4ish (7:00:39 PM): HNBE
blo4ish (7:00:41 PM): GB
blo4ish (7:00:42 PM): 1`
blo4ish (7:00:44 PM): M
blo4ish (7:00:46 PM): ME
blo4ish (7:00:48 PM): AHhhAHH
mylifeNchoice (7:01:08 PM): steph's there too?
mylifeNchoice (7:01:10 PM): O_o
mylifeNchoice (7:01:24 PM): are you guys on the floor again?!
blo4ish (7:01:33 PM): er
blo4ish (7:01:34 PM): somewhat
blo4ish (7:01:36 PM): ....
blo4ish (7:01:38 PM): this is dan again
blo4ish (7:01:43 PM): step's here to
blo4ish (7:01:45 PM): ah
blo4ish (7:01:47 PM): yeah
blo4ish (7:01:49 PM): ...
blo4ish (7:01:50 PM): >.<
mylifeNchoice (7:02:22 PM): hahah ^^;;;;;;;;;;
blo4ish (7:02:48 PM): stpeh's gonna tlak now
blo4ish (7:02:52 PM): talk*
mylifeNchoice (7:03:48 PM): haha
mylifeNchoice (7:03:48 PM): oy
blo4ish (7:03:59 PM): so right now im free
mylifeNchoice (7:04:07 PM): lol!
blo4ish (7:05:15 PM): so... *awkward silence*
blo4ish (7:05:20 PM): wanna cyber baby?
mylifeNchoice (7:05:41 PM): hahaha
mylifeNchoice (7:05:47 PM): lets go sexy ;-)

a few things to note:
1) pat was never at my house
2) what blo4ish has said does not necessarily reflect my views
3) NONE of this happened...well except for the last 4 lines, maybe
4) #3 doesn't necessarily mean that dan and pat are not tasty
5) I would know # 4

posted by Dan | 5:10 PM




Sunday, December 28, 2003  

At Allan's party, playing some pool:

allan: "your balls are easy, while my balls are hard."

hard balls, eh? all you gotta do now is go sink them in the right pockets by using your stick. ;-)

posted by Dan | 5:19 PM




Tuesday, December 23, 2003  

wow havent been to this site in like... decades. ah well here goes.

cat called pat (who was in florida for jess's pageant thing) in the morning and let me talk to him and its his birthday

pat: wanna hear a story?
me: sure
"i had like the worst birthday present ever. when i went to bed, i had this really bad diarrhea."
"man that sucks"
"yea it was like the really watery kind too"
".... pat i dont need to know about your diarrhea"
"yea you do. and it was bloody and everything."
"i dont need to hear about your diarrhea..."
"if u want i can bring you a sample back home"
"alright its a promise."

haha ive made my peace. probably wont be back to this site in a looooong time.

posted by Mike | 7:37 AM




Thursday, November 27, 2003  

Guess who said this quote and I just might give you a present...

"One thing I can't stand, though, is a fat Asian. I mean, we all know Asians are the dominant race, but a FAT Asian? C'mon, that's pathetic, you should kill yourself; you're a disgrace to the Asian race."

I didn't know those existed...

posted by Jon | 1:03 PM


 

My International Relations class was talking about Atomic Vets and how the government detonated nukes in the middle of a desert and had troops run toward the explosion in order to simulate tactical use of nukes in warfare (they nuke the enemy army and charge in the hole it leaves???). In any case, we were wondering what kind of propaganda it must have taken in order to get someone to believe they could run through a mushroom cloud without harm when Peter Fu said:

"Running through the mushroom cloud -- You'll feel like Mario!!!"

Who knew so many people wanted to be like Mario?

posted by Jon | 12:57 PM




Sunday, November 23, 2003  

Is this thing alive anymore?

Saidwhaa was born.
Saidwhaa lived.
Has Saidwhaa died?

Oh well. I'm going to make a new hamster layout for this site anyways, and I'll have it up by Jan 1. And I'll see if I can get someone to host it somewhere.

Post, people.

Damn. I think I need to hire a motivator. It's not easy getting people to post. Not like I have to do an interpretive dance or anything, but MAN, what the hey.

=\

posted by Dan | 7:16 PM




Sunday, October 12, 2003  

hounddog1500 (7:55:14 PM): MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! I'M A BOOB TERRORIST!!!!!

i think you're referring to p-la...

posted by Dan | 5:57 PM


 

laterz... stacey: (grabs boob) HEY! I like touching myself!

Laterz... Stacey: I like to exaggerate about boobs!

posted by SHORTZY | 8:51 AM




Thursday, October 09, 2003  

hounddog1500 (5:03:22 PM): but i like having this much
blo4ish (5:04:12 PM): o.o
hounddog1500 (5:04:56 PM): eh...but i had fun doing it

So... who what were you doing? ;)

posted by Dan | 3:07 PM


 

Dan: Can I have my pants back?

(was wearing the pants that you could zip off the bottom half to make them more like shorts.. Rosa took them, then again, why did you take it off dan?? me forgot!! hehe)

Well we all know what dan does, in public!!

posted by SHORTZY | 2:37 PM




Wednesday, October 08, 2003  



eh i thought that this was a cute picture. it's titled "joe shopping" hehehe....^_^...yea not a quote....but ah wut the hell....this site needs pics newayz!

posted by Jolie | 5:06 PM




Friday, October 03, 2003  

Dan : If i touch you it's gonna be warm and wet!
Eric : DEAR GOD!!!!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

posted by SHORTZY | 6:28 PM




Wednesday, October 01, 2003  

What is "saidwhaa"?

It is not an acronym of "Sadly And Idly Dwindling While Home Active, Awake." We're all alive. It's junior year, and school is in session, but I'm sure that we all still have some brain cells left.

So let's post.

Post for the sake of posting; comment to lift up your friends. This is vital to the nature of a quotes site. A quotes site without quotes is just a site, and a site without purpose is nothing. I know that things are constantly occurring, and that there should be no shortage of posts.

But for the sake of "posting out of the box"... I think that there should be a few new things, to excite things up a bit, and encourage more and higher quality posts.

1) You can "quote" and event; no actual 'words' are necessary really.
2) Keep people anonymous if you was to, and if you have any morals. ;) (for those like me who don't, just ignore this)
3) Pop on funny pictures if you want. Pictures would make the site ALOT more interesting.
4) If something really weird happenned, feel free to share it; it doesn't have to just be funny things; as long as it's interesting, and concise. If you put your life's story on here, I will murder you in your sleep.
5) If you find a neat thing, like a play on words, or some fact that's just like "whoa... what the o.O" then put it on if you wish.

And a few reminders...

1) You know, you can post up things that AREN'T just sex related. I think that's a major problem, since the last... 50 or so posts have been on that topic. Stop with the gay fetishes for a little while.
2) You don't have to post; don't just post for the hell of it. But if you find something, do post it. This site is co-owned by everyone who is a member. You "own" a part of this. Think of it as being a stockholder at a company. So contribute now and then. And if you want to help me, write some inspirational speech encouraging more posts.
3) Make smart comments when you quote someone. Don't just quote someone and leave it there; that's where the skill comes in. Anyone can hear what someone says and copy paste it onto text, but not everyone can "caption" it for a nice effect.
4) When you quote someone... try to tell them about this site. It's pretty stupid if the only people reading this site are the ones running it. I'm going to try to publisize this a bit more so it'll feel like as if we're doing all this for more purpose, but hey, I ain't on some one-man-crusade.
5) And last, but not least, be respectful and professional to some degree... a caption like "whoo...funny" is not exactly entertaining or useful, and simply wastes the space on the site, and wastes the time of the reader. And enough jokes about my sexual orientation already! =p I'm 100% straight, ya got that?

Ok. So that basically wraps it up for this post. Hope everything sticks in your mind. Especially the fact that I'm not gay. That rumor is seriously getting pretty annoying, and I don't want it to really get all over the place. >.<

So, plow on guys. Sorry I'm not paying you, but that's just life =p

posted by Dan | 4:38 PM




Wednesday, September 17, 2003  

let's see.....i think that Anubhav needs a quote in here. so here goes.....

anubhav k7 (10:50:03 PM): i love being fruity

i'll leave u to think about wut he's making sweet.....Oo...oO

posted by Jolie | 8:53 PM




Thursday, September 11, 2003  

What DOES dan REALLY think about??


Dan (11:20:31 PM): "where'd dan go?"
Dan (11:20:36 PM): haha. the slowerp eople
Dan (11:20:41 PM): *coff* steph
Steph (11:20:43 PM): he went off to nevernever land
Steph (11:20:53 PM): uh.. that sounds REALLY WRONG
Steph (11:21:00 PM): QUOTABLE!!!
Dan (11:21:03 PM): ?
Dan (11:21:05 PM): i dont get it
Dan (11:21:06 PM): where?
Steph (11:21:18 PM): where'd dan go??
Steph (11:21:23 PM): then coff steph
Steph (11:21:26 PM): !!!!
Steph (11:21:27 PM): haha
Dan (11:21:29 PM): O.O
Dan (11:21:36 PM): ahhh YO!
Dan (11:21:39 PM): noo
Steph (11:21:44 PM): QUOTABLE!!
Dan (11:21:52 PM): fine. just rub it in my face
Dan (11:21:55 PM): actually
Dan (11:21:57 PM): don't.
Dan (11:22:01 PM): i hate it when ppl rub me.
Steph (11:22:14 PM): AIYAH
Steph (11:22:19 PM): QUOTABLE
Dan (11:22:29 PM): oh.
Dan (11:22:31 PM): crap.

posted by SHORTZY | 11:29 PM


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